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Simply stated, a polite term for a cocksucker.
Fuck you, you worthless little penis vacuum!!!
When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.
Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!
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1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob
To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.
A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"
The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
When you cum in a girls ass and suck it out
I wanted to do a Italian Vacuum to Stacy so bad