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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”
“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space
On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.
Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.
Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.
What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.
Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?