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A male under the age of 30 whose primary residence is a van or camper. The male is nomadic and has thus learned to be very charming and sometimes cunning in social situations. Van boys are similar to a backpacker or supertramp in their monetary policy but travel by private vehicle instead of public transport or hitch-hiking.
Sex with van boys can be thrilling and exciting but any relationship is ephemeral due to the generally short attention span of van boys and nature of the nomadic lifestyle.
Van boys are often very hard to keep track of due to their lack of access to suitable wifi and regular transit out of cellular coverage areas.
Van boy says, "hey babe, wanna come have a drink in my van?"
Bending a girl over an ottoman and penetrating her from behind during intercourse. After you've climaxed, proceed to flip her over the ottoman the rest of the way, so that she lands on her back.
I love banging TV Land girls; they get off on van dyking.
Joe: How'd you get the shiner?
Pete: Well, I van dyked this girl last night, and she didn't appreciate it; so, she punched me.
A Lan Van is where gamers have a 1970s Ford Transit van to travel and play in to get to very import lan events.
Peru: "wanna go lan?"
dinkle: "hell yeah playa, we gunna take the lan van to it?"
Peru: "of course homie no lan is like a real lan without a lan van"
dinkle: "siiiccckkk"
the highest form of cool ness. defined specifically by the presence of eternal silence, clever sayings, and a unique "van cool" dance.
person 1: did he just say van cool?
person 2: that's mr. van cool to you son
when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.
"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"
- 5 hours later -
"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"
"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!