Van Boy

A male under the age of 30 whose primary residence is a van or camper. The male is nomadic and has thus learned to be very charming and sometimes cunning in social situations. Van boys are similar to a backpacker or supertramp in their monetary policy but travel by private vehicle instead of public transport or hitch-hiking.

Sex with van boys can be thrilling and exciting but any relationship is ephemeral due to the generally short attention span of van boys and nature of the nomadic lifestyle.

Van boys are often very hard to keep track of due to their lack of access to suitable wifi and regular transit out of cellular coverage areas.

Van boy says, "hey babe, wanna come have a drink in my van?"

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Lan Van

A Lan Van is where gamers have a 1970s Ford Transit van to travel and play in to get to very import lan events.

Peru: "wanna go lan?"
dinkle: "hell yeah playa, we gunna take the lan van to it?"
Peru: "of course homie no lan is like a real lan without a lan van"
dinkle: "siiiccckkk"

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van cool

the highest form of cool ness. defined specifically by the presence of eternal silence, clever sayings, and a unique "van cool" dance.

person 1: did he just say van cool?
person 2: that's mr. van cool to you son

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Icky van

Boltonian term for Ice Cream Van

"Are you goin down't icky van? Gerrus a panda cola and some penny chews"

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Van loh

That one asshole that is ugly and annoying

That teacher is a van loh

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van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

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van-damage

massive destruction

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!

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