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i sold your momma volcano insurance last night
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Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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a volcano native is an indigenous person who's homeland is in either latin america or the islands. this stems from the volcano emoji 🌋 used to represent them
"Aw double fuck we're both volcano natives!"
"Whys that a problem?"
"It means we're probably cousins fok!"
Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.
My word. It seems Archibald was volcano shanked. Someone get a mop.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.
Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.