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A drink made with "Clear American", Rose's Grenadinw and cheep vodka.
After being hung over from cheep vodka I made myself a big walmat special so I could stomach the vodka.
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When a woman is wearing what appears to be a Wal-Mart swimsuit that her booty does not fit into
*random girl standing in line for a water slide* Female 1: "That girl has a WalMart booty " Female 2: "you mean her outfit cheap and her booty doesn't fit into it"
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A baby suffering FAS born to an inbred, degenerate, woman of aboriginal North American descent into the toilet of a WalMart bathroom. To be a true WalMart baby, one must be born full-term, and the mother must claim no knowledge of pregnancy, and defeat charges of Child Endangerment, and Child Abandonment by sticking to her story of loving all her children and not knowing of the pregnancy while simultaneously losing custody of several other children to Child and Family Services while awaiting trial in the farcical Canadian Judicial System.
Google "WalMart Baby Canada"...
That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...
Fucken' Canadian legal system...
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The act of having sexual intercourse in a Walmart restroom, aisle, parking lot and/or storage room.
Oh man, I walked into the restroom in walmart and caught Brandon and Molly doing The Walmart Special.
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walmart is a dump and bad. Reject is someone no one likes and is very stupid. Walmart is just way worse and funnier then reject
John: Did you see Kimme thinks the eiffel tower is 10 feet tall
Joe: OMG she’s a walmart reject
A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.
customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?
Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7
person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas