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A Professional wanker, one who claims to be a master or warrior of wanking,
"All Tom from myspace does all day is masturbate, he must be a Wank Warrior."
When a man decides to wear a condom,during masterbation.
generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.
performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.
Hey man,was up in the hotel room a while a ago,had a gentlemans wank.
hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.
had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.
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Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress
Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.
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1. Porn used to get you in the mood for a wank.
2. Any pictures or videos a man can look at to assist in the wanking process. Doesn't have to be porn, can be any old picture of someone fully dressed, just as long as it gets you in the mood for a wank.
That pic of Jessica Simpson is just the wank ammo I need. See ya in a little while.
The bra ad in the local newspaper is great wank ammo.
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1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
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You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?
Have a clarity wank!
Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
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Similar to think it over, but usually applies to matters relating to those of the opposite sex.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.
George: "Dude I think I might bang Clarissa"
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."
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