felch-bait

One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!)

Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait.

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wank-pit

bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)

Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.

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wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress

Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.

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schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

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spluddle

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

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snozzlefroz

That off-white pastey goo that collects on an unwashed perenium. (taint puddy)

Ane Coulter left snozzlefroz all over the bikeseat.

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slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk

I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.

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