To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.
I gave my wife a right good Jug Wash last night.
Has very good friends such as killa1234_tv and is my bf
Omg I wish I had a dom is washed in my life
Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.
Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"
When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.
Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.
When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over
Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash
a word i heard people say in South Carolina meaning to take a shower or get cleaned up
yall smell that?, somebody need to go wash
A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.
"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"
"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"