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The most devastating insult you could ever use on someone. Only use this insult if you wish to destroy your enemy. Far stronger and more powerful than just a normal, pathetic "Poopyface". Again, be careful with this word. Many people have gone mad by abusing it.
Jessica is a Wet Poopyface. I shouldn't use that insult too much though.
The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.
Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*
When a male gets a little bit too exited when he's talking to a very beautiful girl and accidentally cums prematurely. By having wet pants, the male usually walks in a weird manner resembling a penguins method of walking.
joe:hey mary girl i always loved.
mary: your so fine i want you inside me now!!
joe: really!!!!!
mary: yes
joe:** FUCK i prematurely cummed myself!!
(in a distance)
Tom: hey billy, look at that looser kid, he has a wet penguin.
Billy: hahaha i bet he wont ever get laid.
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Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
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Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.
The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."
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When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
I had a wet dream last night so I’ve been awake since 6 AM. I gotta jack off more.
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When a group of sexually deprived men put a biscuit on the floor, stand in a circle around said biscuit, turn off the lights, and simultaneously start masturbating. The game can only be started when everyone's dick is flaccid. The last person to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat said biscuit. All players must ejaculate. This game is usually played in remote locations such as hunting cabins, ice fishing huts, YMCA locker rooms, The Oval Office, the entire state of West Virginia, Harry Potter Conventions or other L.A.R.P.ing events, W.O.W. Tournaments, and middle aged men's mother's basements. In Canada this event is only surpassed in popularity by curling.
When Jethro went on his first Ice Fishing trip to Saskatoon with Cleetus and his friends he was introduced to the past time of Wet Biscuit . Jethro was surprised with how warm the biscuit was after sitting on the ice for so long.
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