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A male who is sexually attracted to overweight women. See also chubby chaser and fattractive.
Dan's beloved 280 pound, 5'4" girlfriend was quite literally living proof that he was a whale rider.
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The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.
"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."
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The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
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Large women who live in northern climates, who get very little sun for over half a year, then wear very little clothes during the short summer months.
We had a great time whale watching at the Alaska State Fair, the Beluga Whales were everywhere!
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a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.
Damn son! look at that beach whale over there!
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A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.
Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.
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A branch of the awkward animal series (awkward turtle, awkward eel etc...)
In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.
He's totally awkward whale-ing.
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