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The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.
Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.
Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"
Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!
Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
A hockey stick is comprised of a blade, a small curve, and a long shaft. A hockey stick chart displays data low-level activity (y-axis) over a short period of time (x-axis), then a sudden bend indicative of an inflection point, and finally a long and straight rise at a steep angle.
The interest from the VC’s is hockey sticking in the market.
A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day
Ella Altman And Brynn Mcnear are “Hockey gods”
Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.
Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"