royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

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Crass Wipe

Gardeners butt, Flower planters ass.

Someone who likes to work with dirty hoes all day; not afraid to get down in the mudd.

"Haley, your such a Crass Wipe!"
"Whats a Crass Wipe?"
"A Gardeners butt..."
"So your calling me a butt? Cool, thats mean!!"

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courtesy wipe

When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.

Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.

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wipe out

to trip and fall while running. Usually this is caused by tripping over one's own feet, or tripping over an object on the ground, such as a tree branch.

1. Peggy was doing fine running the marathon until she wiped out at mile 14. Fortunately, she just got up and kept running.

2. I hope I don't wipe out in the 5k tomorrow.

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Courtesy Wipe

The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.

“Dude, it’s hotter than hell in here, I gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”

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Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

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Mccarty Wipe

when you run out of toilet paper or are about to shower after taking a shit and purposely not wiping and immediatly jump into the shower to wash the shit off.

Thismorning i realized i had no toilet paper and had to Mccarty wipe

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