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basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.
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when someone drives like a maniac on the street, as if it was a race at Nascar. The reason theyre called suicide drivers is because they know how fast they go, and if any little thing comes in their path, theyre gone.
That suicide driver almost hit me and two other cars, and passed the red light while touching 50 mph.
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similar to a backseat driver (where someone tries to tell the driver how to drive from the backseat) but instead of the backseat, they criticize your driving from the passenger side seat. a.k.a. shotgun
passenger: turn to the left a little, you're on the white line.
driver: dude, stop being a shotgun driver.
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Adj. Term used to describe someone that has little or no skill when it comes to driving and is best suited to driving trams as they are on tram tracks and you can't go too far wrong when there's no chance of a lane change.
Did you see that guy overtake then.. what a fricken tram driver, he probably got his license out of a cornflakes packet.
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When you bang a girl doggie-style, grab her pig-tails and move them back and forth like you have a big bus steering wheel in your hands. Proceed to make vroom-vroom noises and don't forget to honk the horn.
I was bored banging this girl, so I gave her a bus driver last night.
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1. A person with no thought of their own who just follows trends. 2. A person that drives the same vehicle as everyone else, tricked out in the same way, who thinks this makes them cool. 3. A person who wakes of their neighbors by playing the same-old, generic rap music.
Bass Drivers are a dime a dozen.
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A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.
Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.
Guy #1: Shotgun!
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!
Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...
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