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A jerk, asshole; a dick or a schmuck; from "tool" as a synonym for a penis.
Dick Cheney is such a tool!
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The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.
Jim is skipping poker night to go see a movie with Mary. He is such a tool.
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1. a completely idiotic person
2. someone you want to take the piss out of constantly
"what would you do if we all just died or somethomg, or a mass murderer walked in?"
"TOOL"
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A tool is many things it can be used to build stuff.
It can be a person who says the wrong shit.
It can be an anonym for cool.
The most common explanation is that it's referred to a poser.
However most of the labelers of this word commonly have a spec in their eye when they label tools. Most people throw the term around so much without realizing that they're an idiot. Conicedently, another defination for tool is someone who doesn't realize they're an idiot. Which means, that most people who use the word tool are tools themselves. Proabably most people (not me) who post on this site about the urban defination of the word tool are coincidently tools.
(Sees a guy wearing a shirt with a message) Hey why the fuck are you wearing that shirt you fucking tool! Poser!(Doesn't realize that the shirt is portraying a completely different message).
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Another term for penis or dickhead.
I thought a tool was something you made stuff with.
Yes, that's called babies.
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1. a stupid or gullible person
2. the penis
That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.
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an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick
vulgar slang for tool: a penis
i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
"he's tooled... never she's tooled"
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