May 27th

Date when miracles happen and legends are born.

Sally: What is your birthday date?
Ben: May 27th
Sally: Well ain't you a legend!

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May 21

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 21 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

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theresa may

See waste of space

Man that Theresa may is a total waste of space

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May 17

National don’t give a fuck day

Hey dude why aren’t you doing your work. Well because I don’t have a fuck, it’s may 17th

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May 28th

The Day Harambe died (national remember harambe day)

I fucking miss him still.

Did you know i made this october 15th about its about May 28th im retarded

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May 20

You get to kiss your lover as many times and whenever you want

Girl:Hey babe let me kiss you it May 20
Boy:shit

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May 27

If your born on this day you are baddies 🤪🤠
But people are celebrating hot girl summer so what a bummer.

What’s your birthday?

May 27 now succ your mum

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