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I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

by Randomhandle69 November 4, 2020

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adult happy meal

aka AHM or Ah-humm. Oral sex leading to orgasm.

Sarah and I went to Old Country Buffet last night, and then we had an Adult happy Meal for dessert.

by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006

22👍 8👎


Adult Swim Otaku

Someone who only watches anime that appears on Adult Swim. This causes them to believe that they are basically the guru of anime. They will mention commonly known anime like Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, etc.

Rod: Dude! I'm so awesome! I just got through watching Bleach on Cartoon Network! I know everything about anime now!

Todd: <.< Fucking Adult Swim Otaku... *goes back to reading lesser known anime that he thinks makes his awesome*

by SageHiTi April 17, 2011

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Adult toy/Dildo

Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping

I bought a adult toy/dildo

by Minecraftpro#diamnods666 April 11, 2019


adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.

Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.

by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021


Adult dunkaroos (ADRs)

Being a legal adult (over the age of majority, 18) and preparing one’s own icing of preference (i.e. buttercream, chocolate, etc.) and proceeding to dip cookies (i.e. animal crackers, graham crackers, etc.) in said icing to consume.

“I have a sweet tooth and am feeling nostalgic. Feeling something with this leftover icing and cookies, maybe.”
“Make some adult dunkaroos (ADRs)!!”

by Mrs. Grizzle February 5, 2022


adult finger painting

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.

During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.

by The mermaid artist June 19, 2017

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