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ching chong wing wong want a piece of my dog
yo allen wang, gimme some of that dog tenders please
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josh allen is known to be the biggest nonce on the planet
jimmy "have u heard of that guy who got his phone destroyed for sending nudes to underage girls?"
stuart "he must be a right josh allen"
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One of the best CFL quarterbacks ever...EVER. Sucks now, but in his prime with the B.C. Lions was unstoppable. Now he is demoted to 3rd string(Michael Bishop is now 1st string) for the argos because he lost his touch. Poor Damon.
man #1: you see damon allen throw that touchdown pass last night?
man#2: what the fuck are you watching its the michael bishop show now BITCH
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the definition of somebody being mentally unstable and needs a lot of help, has been tarded twice and is now a retard
being hannah allen is something people shouldn’t joke about, it’s a serious matter.
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Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.
Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.
-Allen the Cocksucker
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Someone who sings with a pitch higher than a dog wistle.
warning--> if you see a lily allen, run. run fast.
EXAMPLE ONE:
tell that fucking lily allen to shut the fuck up
EXAMPLE TWO:
person 1: MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeM eMeMeMeMeMe
(glass breaks)
person 2: you just broke the window with your lily allen voice!!
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Also known as the anal sex lady.
A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.
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