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a pretty cool dude... can take stuff too seriusly, but otherwise, everyone LOVES this man! he will most probley have dark hair, with a blond brother who he is beter looking than... all in all, a radicle man, but with slight alcohole tendencies...
Have you seen Paul-andre's brother? He is so ugly compared to him!
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an amazing guy, good sence of humour, funny, attractive, shy, fun to be around, loving, sweet, fairly confident...
everyone should have him,he's an andre
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A handsome man.he is a chick magnet girls will die for him. they just wanna hang around him he is so hot he has scruffy hair and green eyes that stare into your souland are almost hypnotising they are really quiet but cool
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A man who finds the need to complain about people having a good time on the internet for no apparent reason other than an extra large metal pipe stuck up his ass
"did you see that funny ass post I made?"
"Yea I did, fuck that dirty Andres trying to ruin it"
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On Campus Security: “Dude there’s Andre and Arianna. They are always having a great time and greet me. Super nice couple
At clubs DJ: “ ye Andre later starts spinning Arianna around the dance floor when i stop playing country music . One of my favorite couples.”
Doctor: Andres and Arianna don’t have a drinking problem until they graduate college
guy 1: Andres hasn’t smiled like that in so long. He’s a lucky dude.
girl 1: They are so perfect for each other but I heard viv taught them how dance like that. She doesn’t like to be embarrassed, even though she gets the drunkest. always wears light colors or slutty dresses so her man can feel heroic by holding her. “Matt ur hands are a little low, that’s her a$$ dude” -Andres and Arianna. “come on, SHES GRABBING MINE” (turns around) -said Matt. (viv in Matt’s hat to hide her face) “did someone say cones? I’ll go, but i am getting a McFlurry” -viv pg-13
guy 2: Arianna is so dreamy and nice. I hope Andres accidentally likes a girls picture or something. I bet nothing could break them up 😒
some person : “They think they are so cool” (sitting on the floor with no boo)
Aldo andres was a Spanish/italian captain who sailed with Christopher Colombus and was known as an alcoholic and gambling addict and pirate until he was caught stealing rum from officials and was executed at is rumored that he was really the first person to discover America but Christopher Colombus wanted the glory so he framed him for lstealing rum and stole his map
Bro, have you had enough to drink? Nah man imma drink like an Aldo andres tonight!
Someone who lets their girlfriend boss them around like a complete bitch. They are frequently horny.
Looks at that chick beating her man. Yeah he’s Andres Cubillos.