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The Monday after you suck your best friend off.
Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?
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A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).
Oh dear you're such a awkward geoff!
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when a couple are hugging and another person joins them to form a group hug
Whenever Joe and Jill start hugging, Janice will join shouting "awkward threesome!" and kill the moment to spare everyone else.
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A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.
Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
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A hug that is almost a hug, but climaxes as a cluster-fuck of random arm and body movement involving the two people.
Guy 1- Dude, Steve just saw his ex-girlfriend
Guy 2- Oh snap! I thought he said she wasn't mad at him anymore
Guy 1- She's not, she approached him
Guy 2- Did they hug?
Guy 1- No man, they AWKWARD hugged
Guy 2- Oh shit.
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In real American Sign Language. It means Platypus.
Friend making Awkward Turtle sign.
Friend who knows better: "Platypus?"
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When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.
Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)
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