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When you know your "in" with a fine piece of ass.
-tyler and joe are at a party talking to two very attractive girls that quickly invite them back to their place. As they follow them into the house they look at each other, and they know
"we got an Ace on Base"
- After approaching a girl she quickly writes down her number on your forearm....Ace on Base
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All of these are belong to CATS.
How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us!! You are on the way to destruction.
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To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"
"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
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A girl that lives near or on military bases. Their main objective is to become pregnant and "live the good life" as a military wife
Look at all those base bunny's ready to party
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having sex with your partner's corpse after they reach twelfth base
I fucked this chick to death, and then I went to thirteenth base with her.
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The act of having sex with Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Lil B, Chuck Norris, LeBron James, Shrek, and Hillary Clinton in that exact order whilst simply walking into Moridor, confirming Half-Life 3, and proving that Tupac Shakur is alive, again, in that exact order.
Guy: Dude, Half-Life 3 is coming out!
Other Guy: No way... unless... oh shit... don't tell me...
Guy: Yep. Jimmy reached 91st base last night.
Other Guy: IMPOSSIBLE. One does not simply walk into Moridor.
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When a woman gives you a blowjob,see 3rd base, however doesn't allow you to cum and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with you(4th base). Once again, she comes to the point when you are almost about to ejaculate, and then hops off and leaves you. Also see blue balls
Milton: FUCK MAN, my balls hurt so bad!
Aziz: Why?
Milton: This bitch I was fuckin' yesterday got me to 3.5th base. I'm so pissed off.
Aziz: Oh dudeLOL, that sucksLOL.
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