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Commonly used in the year 1296 by the roman empire
Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.
This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
(Modern example)
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.
"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"
When someone is lying in the sun and a passer by or partner urinates on them.
Bluemonster2020 walks up to Dee Lila while she lies in the sun and unleashes his beast and begins sun bathing her.
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when the pitcher cums in his partner's ass, and then the receiver farts out the cum, producing bubbles. could be a prelude to shrimpin'
Lee came in Jim's ass and then Jim turned around and farted on Lee giving him a bubble bath
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When instead of taking a full shower/bath, you simply wet a washcloth and add soap, and then proceed to lightly scrub your entire body. Rinsing the washcloth periodically is vital to success as most if not all of the soap needs to be removed before a successful 'bath'.
Damn baby, that was some good sexin. Here's some washcloths, go give yourself an okie bath.
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A bath so hot that when you get out you feel as if you are going to faint.
hey what you been up to?" "nothing much just had a fainting bath
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(n) - An ABC bath, (also known as a whore's bath) is a hurried washing of the Armpits, Butt, and Crotch only, and serves to just wash off the stink until you can take a real bath or shower.
I was running late for work and didn't shower last night, so I had to take an ABC bath this morning.
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