vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno
" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"
That small percentage of relatives who look like ogres on disability, fuck their cousins thru extreme anal gaping and knee cap play, finance TVs for 10 times the amount of cost, shit on themselves daily, and have a combined IQ of 7.
"These gooslin biffs always trade in there tvs before they pay them off and get a new one that cost more. Then shit on themselves when they realise they are paying 10times the original price but do it anyway, then call their cousin for a late night butt fix"
Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake
Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.
then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.
yeah she dirty as they come.... she likes biff turds....
The tittie bar legend
Biff Glitter will run up tomorrow n her.
The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.
"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"
The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.
Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!