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Bike Slut

Overly-intense bike riders, usually middle aged adults. Wear uni-sex spandex outfits in bright and obnoxious colors. Do not produce a legitimate reason for wearing spandex unitards or how it improves bike riding. May also spend up to $5,000 on a single bike, along with hundreds of dollars on special shoes, helmets, and special outfits (mentioned above). Ride in packs. Think they are cars. May ride in the middle of the street in front of cars. Sometimes they will yell at cars in an unintelligible biker language, probably something along the lines of how cars destroy the environment, that they are saints and are saving the world one bike ride at a time, or that the car is infringing and their personal bike-bubble. Occasionally mumble incoherent things about their heart rate.

Example 1

Person 1: Ugh that bike slut is biking in the middle of the road again, it totally thinks it's a car

Person 2: I know, and what's with the bright pink outfit it's wearing?

Example 2

Person 1: Molly is getting way too serious about biking these days, she's becoming a total bike slut

by TheUltimateBikeSlut February 16, 2011

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ride bike

v. + n.
Phrase used by kids who ride their bikes EVERYWHERE (mostly boys.) Instead of saying "oh i was riding my bike over there," they use the phrase 'ride bike' ; "oh i ride bike over there all the time."

Indie Biker Kid- hey wanna hang out?
NOT biker - i wish i could, but i don't have a ride
Indie Biker Kid - oh just ride bike over.

by morganza January 16, 2009

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Dirt Biking

When you stick your arms out in front of you as if you were dirtbiking, then pretend to ride a dirtbike by running around and making loud and obnoxious dirtbike sounds at the top of your lungs in a public area. May be accompanied by dirtbike gear. Usually, a bout of dirt biking is accompanied by wipe-outs, where you do a spectacular crash and make sputtering sounds. Afterwards, you can pick up the bike and do a sweet wheelie to get out of there.

Guy 1: Man, did you see that plank I did?

Guy 2: Planking? Everyone knows dirt biking is where it's at!

Guy 3: Ya, I just went dirt biking in Wal-Mart!

by p00nwrangler August 26, 2011

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lowrider bike

a seventies old skool bike with ape hanger handlebars. a sissy bar and a banana seat. Can be customised in many different ways, BUT NO NEON OR SOUND SYSTEMS!

kickin it old skool with a lowrider bike

by cman b January 9, 2006

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Bike Stop

The legendary BIKE STOP has been serving the Philadelphia Gay and Lesbian community for over 28 years.
With four floors to choose from, they’ve got all of your needs covered.

The Bike Stop- The main bar. Open seven days a week to serve you. This is your meet n’ greet floor, a place to kick back, settle down and have drinks and conversations.

The Short Stop- Second Floor. Open seven nights a week, the Short Stop is Philadelphia’s oldest gay sports bar; $.50 pool, bigscreen tvs and bartenders as passionate about sports are you are!

The Pit Stop- Open Wednesday, Friday and Saturday from 10pm-2am, the Pit is the ‘dark side’ of the Stop. A low-light cruisy bar where you’re sure to find Mr. Right now. Fetish attire welcomed and cologne discouraged.

The Top of the Stop- Open for special events; parties, DJs, Kinky Karnivals and more. Check the schedule of events for times/dates.

The Bike Stop
206 S. Quince Street
Philadelphia

Nearest cross streets are 11th and Walnut; Quince is after the Forrest Theater/before Moriarity’s.

Hours of operation:
Monday through Friday 4pm-2am.
Saturday & Sunday 2pm-2am.

The Pit Stop is open Wednesday, Friday & Saturday 10pm-2am.

Wanna go to The Bike Stop for a 64 ounce beer and a hummer?

by BaJinxy December 21, 2011

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Fag bike

A type of motorcycle often a chopper or a bobber.

Similar to Harley Fags but much more inclined to suck a penis or two during a night out.

A fag bike can be identified by its cum soaked saddle, shiny chrome and loud exhaust.

Hey bro, check out the chrome on that fag bike! I bet that guy sucks a lot of dick!

by Willowing wonder November 8, 2019

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cholo's bike

A bike usually rode by mexican gangsters, but chances are that's it's your bike.

Bob: Why don't you throw rocks at a cholo's bike?
Steve: Cause it's yours

by MrManJuice August 21, 2008

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