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Hurts so Good

A sensation that hurts or gives you pain, but at the same time feels good.

I love putting hand sanitizer on my paper cuts 'cause it hurts so good. It stings like hell, but it feels so nice!

by SirJoshizzle November 08, 2007


my butthole hurts

Hey retard, the fuck you doing looking up ''my butthole hurts,'' hey idiot guess what no one gives a fuck. Here another words for butthole for you retard:

a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole

Max: Hey dude!
Tyler: Oh hey bro, I cant have gay sex with you today because my butthole hurts

by imhavingamentalbreakdown October 09, 2018


bone hurting juice

The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.

The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.

"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."

by QParrot February 11, 2022


Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

by Da truth as far as you know August 06, 2011


Hurt like a motherfucker

When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.

Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young

Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker

by Irregulator July 03, 2011


hurt locker

a casket, a small chest or box

What you wind up in in the end of a bad day would be a hurt locker.

by d62jones February 16, 2010


your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

by Joe Sausage May 18, 2005