(Verb) The act of fucking one's testicals into another's anus.
Girl - What are you doing
Guy - Stuffing cabbage, bitch
Girl - Oh, ok
A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.
Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment
p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect
p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage
A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.
George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.
a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.
He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.
Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet
That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning
Another derogatory Word for “marijuana” similar to “devils lettuce”
Tyler- “what are you smoking man is that devils lettuce!”
Daniel- “nah man this is that cursed cabbage”