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When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.
When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!
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A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.
I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!
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A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.
Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"
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A gay fag who plays Minecraft and hates muzzos
He also sucks at pubg
Hey guys wanna play pubg?
Nah Carl millers on he’s gay
Hahah what a retard
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he stole my gingerbread :(
person 1: hei, you know Carl ortlieb
person 2: yeah, hes stole my gingerbread
person 1: bruh
The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.
Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.
Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?