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Chuck Norris is going to DESTROY you for looking up his definition here.
Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!
Chuck Norris is GOD.
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a amazingly cool kickass man often refered to as God Jr.
did you hear? chuck norris told that guy to separate the ocean!
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Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.
John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"
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Undefinable, utterly definition breaking.
This example was broken by chuck norris.
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When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.
My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.
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the most incredible being to ever walk the face of the Earth
Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.
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You dont define chuck norris chuck norris defines you
chuck norris counted to infinity....twice
chuck norris built the log cabin he was born in
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