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To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",
Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!
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Your typical Lesbian.
You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....
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lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).
By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.
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The female version of the "Tea Bag"
I'm so tired of people always tea bagging me on halo. I'm going to clam dunk their asses!
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The female equivalent to tea bagging. A woman would be clam dipping the snow if it were really soft and she started postholing up to her waist.
What's that on your cheek dude, has your girlfriend been clam dipping you?
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Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.
Ewwwww! Did you see Gaylia's pants, she had a total Cloth Clam going on!
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