why come

The retarded ghetto way of saying how come.

Why come I can't get my food stamps?

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come-uppins

Like Karma

What goes around comes around

When a jerk gets what they deserve

That jerk just got his come-uppins

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come budget

A over 39 year old man that believes he is a part of the 18-29 crowd. Talks down to other middle aged men. Says his dick only gets hard after it's half way in cause he has had so much sex it's boring. Rarely sits down. Hair is usually thinning. Talks to everyone like he knows them. Thinks of himself as scene guy. Argues with hot chicks while he decides if they are his type. Used to smell like fahrenheit. Often found in strip clubs.

Tell that come budget to slither back to the shake shack and pay someone to know him.

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Coming in party

An event held to proclaim that, contrary to popular perception, a person is completely heterosexual.

The printed invitation to Heather's coming in party landed with a crash, forcing many to readjust, not least among them Allison, whose desire, hope and seduction plans were in an instant dashed.

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come real

Used in exasperation when another person is being difficult, lying or otherwise being a bitch.

Could be used in conjunction with ser du.

Come real man, that was a foul!

Come real! Did or did you not steal your sister's chocolate rabbit?

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come in handy

adj.: One prone to premature ejaculation upon the first physical contact with their sex-partner.

Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.

Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.

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Come Up

elevation of self through gifted goods and/or experiences.

Thanks for the come up for Christmas, dad. I love my new Porsche!!

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