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A young college graduate with a large salary.
Even though he gave up being a professional athlete, he became rich by being a corporate baller.
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Derived from the well known term "jungle fever". Corporate Fever refers to an infatuation or interest in white/caucasian people
DAMN... that boy has a serious case of corporate fever
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When a company you work for, or owe money to, or otherwise are forced to deal with willfully and unapologetically fucks you over each and every chance it gets.
It takes 3 days for a deposited check to post in my account. Meanwhile withdrawls are posted instantaneously, causing me to rack up overdraft fees. Yay, corporate sodomy!
My boss denied everyone else vacation time over the holidays, citing the increase in sales would not allow any of us to spend time with our families. Then he took his vacation at that time. Feeling the burn of good ol' corporate sodomy.
The asset protection lady chased thief into the parking lot where he punched her in the face before dropping the Blu-Ray player. She was then fired because the parking lot is not her jurisdiction, but the company still reclaimed and sold the Blu-Ray player. Corporate sodomy at its finest, my friend.
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Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
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The romantic affiliation of coworkers with the inability to date outside the workpool, inevitably leading to a stagnant office gene-pool and the general "I've already slept with everybody" feel that late episodes of Beverly Hills 90210 best exemplified. Offspring to this phenomenon will only later become trainees and interns for the same organization.
F.E.I. was a tight, profitable, organization, due mostly to the corporate inbreeding creating such a family atmosphere.
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A Whore to The Corporation, Is a person, (Male or Female), Who Benefits "The Corporation" by, Supporting the U.S Government when the government isn't being nice, Being a Republican, Being a Racist, and so on. Don't Be a whore to the Corporation.
Sally is really being a whore to the corpration.
Let's not be whores to the corpration and throw rocks at armored vehicles.
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A misleading buzz word that literally just means Crony Capitalism.
Stop using the term Corporate Communism... it's Crony Capitalism.
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