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When your shit looks abnormal.
Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!
I just had the most random crap
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Bad Southern Rap and Rappers.
Bad Southern Rappers who make music with the same beat and commonly goes with a stupid posing dance to go along with it.Enjoyed by retards and 13-16 year olds.one of the easiest way to make fast cash and small time fame without a education. and contribute to the murder of hip-hop.
Soulja boy off in this oh
watch me crank it, watch me roll
watch me crank that Soulja boy
then Superman that oh
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Snap Crap
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1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
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Often used as "cheap chinese crap". Sometimes abbreviated as "cc" or "ccc". Generally refers to an article of low-quality, unlikely to last for any length of time, but sufficiently cheap to buy and use once and discard.
Bought these chinese crap flip-flops at WalMart for sunday's pool party.
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Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.
'That story was horrible, i think she's got a bad case of Writer's crap'
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When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.
Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?
Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.