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A person (Male or Female) who works to maintain power structures (Typically gendered power structures) which hurt them and/or their community in the hope that they can gather some small residual benefit
@AmyRemeikis Nov 30, 2021
At some point, we also have to have a reckoning of the crumb maidens, who uphold the power structures, actively bully or encourage their worst aspects, so they continue to benefit from the crumbs of those power structures. Until they don't.
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The peeling skin that results from sunburn in the groin area
That week at cali resulted in a large amount of groin crumbs.
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Another way of saying "Sh*t"!
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.
It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.
Yes... Londoners are strange.
Bob: Your mum just died.
Jim: Oh bum-crumb!
Bob: Correct... Bum-crumb.
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Noun. Bread crumbs whose natural habitat is your girlfriend's cosy bed, rather than the bread bag, so as to annoy the hell out of the both of you.
Honey, there's something prickling me under the covers. Do you think it's another handful of your famous bed crumbs?
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1) Dave's wife is busy crumb jobbing.
2) "Hey I just got a crumb job from my wife" said Dave.
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Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
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Crumb blindness is a genetically transmitted condition which expresses itself similarly to haemophillia; both males and females acn be carriers, but it only exhibits itself in males.
Sufferers from crumb blindless are unable to see the mess left in food preparation areas as a result of the hasty assembly of snack foods, especially when this occurs during intervals in televised major sporting events.
The result is a kitchen strewn with torn-open bags and packets, carelessly discarded dirty cutlery, and crumbs everywhere.
When confronted with the "evidence", the sufferer from crumb blindness will profess genuine astonishment, having been completely unaware of the effects of their activity until it is drawn to their attention by their (usually female) partner.
Crumb blindness in females is extremely rare, and the subject of special study; in males, 100% of the population carry the gene, and it is expressed to some extent in over 70% of adult males.
There is no known cure, but single males tend to suffer more than those with long term partners.
"Christ ! Look at this place ! How much mess does it take to make one sandwich ?"
"Sorry, hun.... I just didn't realise......I think I have crumb blindness"
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