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Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"
the opposite of good dick.
Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?
naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...
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(latin name: anis dilidodicus) The Dildo Bird is a tropical species of bird which live in the South American regions. They are very large birds, with the wing span of an average man's arms. The Dildo Bird comes in assortment of various colors, including black, white, yellow, olive, red, and brown.
Did you just see that Dildo Bird fly by?
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One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.
Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?
Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.
Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.
Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.
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one that likes munching dildos.
"Sarah you are such a dildo muncher!"
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1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative
1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately
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The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.
"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"
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clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.
"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"
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