Too ape; didn't read
Originated on r/superstonk and can be included in a post just like tl;dr. Apes in this context are retail investors who are bullish on a heavily shorted stock.
If an investor is "too ape" it could mean that they don't know much about stocks and the post goes much into technical details. A ta;Dr would hel that person understand what the post means in a short fashion. It could also be used like tl;dr if the post is long.
POST TITLE
POST ABOUT A CERTAIN STOCK
TA;DR: buy, hodl, DRS
TA;DR: the stock must be heavily shorted since the stars have aligned, so hedges r fik.
TA;DR: MOASS tomorrow
One of three scientific terms for an erection.
That Porcelain sure gives me a Dr. Bloodmuscle.
A Dr. Walker is a smokey and spicey cocktail made with a mix of Johnny walker red and Dr. Pepper. I know because I coined it after mixing it and drinking it and falling in love with it.
Hey Barkeep, how about a Dr. Walker on the rocks? Heavy on the walk.
The most awesome man to ever walk the planet. Always chock full of knowledge and quirky comments.
Who do you have for Chem next year?
Dr. Slick.
Sweet!
Said when a conman misunderstands a name.
This word(s) is best said in a Russian accent or by Marco Marino. It originates from a comedy sketch about a conman by the troupe in Visually Impaired Placenta.
(From the script:)
Chief Conman: Dr. Barkov...
Herbert: But my name's Herbert.
Chief Conman: (Pause) Dr. Barkov... do you know where you are?
(And so the script goes on)
To rhyme with little or no effort
John: Hey man why you kill my flow, I was Dr. Seussing on that beat
A freaky female that is a expert of giving head.
Ramone, I went to Tiffany's crib last night. Her blow job is tight, no wonder they call her DR. Dome !