drive-by comments

Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.

I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments

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drive by suicide

Car bomber who blows themselves up and harms nobody else in the process.

Another drive by suicide today as a palestinian terrorist set off his carbomb early, resulting in his own death but none others.

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street driving

to drive your automobile on the street, as opposed to, say, offroad

"I'm takin' the day off so I can get me some street driving done"

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Dumpster driving

Someone driving a car that has an interior visibly packed with trash and miscellaneous junk.

Did you see that dude dumpster driving down Main St. in that puke green ‘85 Chevy Cavalier?

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Ginger Drive-By

An English tradition where the lower classes hurl vocal abuse at those with hair of the various shades of red as they drive past. The abusers, usually in trios, with the small scrawny one in the middle, drive around in grubby white vans covered with cliche scrawling of "Clean Me" & "Vickey <3 Steve". Being of lower intelligence they not only attacking the unfortunate redhead but also the English language. Our pastey friend has no time to mount a defence as the van draws off into the distance.

Van slows as it passes. A Ginger Drive-By is now inevitable.
Man : "Oi! Ginga pybes! Ya fackin caint!"
Van speeds off
Ginger : "Huh?"

The Cycle of British Life continues...

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drive-by bukkake

To shoot your load in someone's face while on the move. Any form of transportation is acceptable, even if on foot.

I gave that slut a drive-by bukkake last night when she was walking with her man.

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drive by conversation

Usually happens on an instant messenger. A person will quickly sign on, leave you a rude remark, and then sign off before you have the chance to respond. It'd be harder to do in a person to person conversation because you could easily kill them.

computer message SoAndSo123 has signed on
SoAndSo123: You're gay
computer message SoAndSo123 has signed off
Me: Damn I've just been in a drive by conversation!

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