Mass Effect

An (formally) exclusive xbox 360 title published by Microsoft (or EA for PC version) and developed by Bioware. Its an action RPG in which you play a customizable charactor, Commander Shepard.

You can visit masseffect.com to learn about Mass Effect.

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Mass Effect

One of the best games ever, putting you in controll of the dashing Commander Shepard. It also lets you have hot, blue, alien sex.

Dude, I just got a blue job in Mass Effect!

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GoPro effect

That stupid fucking effect when you’re trying to get a full fucking send shot for the gram and the fucking camera makes it look like pussy shit

The GoPro effect is when your camera makes shit look a hell of a lot less steep and makes it look really easy
This effect happens with phones and action cams where the shot doesn’t come out looking as cool
The effect can help to make some shots very rarely look fucking lit but so far the only way to not look like a bitch when hitting jumps on mtb or on bmx or whatever you ride is to just hit the jumps bigger or have a pro camera

Buddy see that master hill over there

-Yeah
I’ll go record you going down it
-ok that shit has a big jump in it

Don’t even worry

-dropping in
Oh dude that was fucking dope
-really let’s see

Dude I forgot about the GoPro effect
-oh shit eh
That’s aight though

-later on the gram-
Pussy ass bitch of a dude, “that’s easy you did literally nothing”
-kid come for a rip and see what it really looks like
Pussy ass bitch, “no I’m good I’ll you need to know is yous a bitch”
-fucking GoPro effect

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butterfly effect

The scientific theory that a single occurrence, no matter how small, can change the course of the universe forever.

In the popular game, Life Is Strange, the main character discovers she has the ability to rewind time and leads to enact the Butterfly Effect

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The Mandela Effect

Contrary to popular belief. The Mandela Effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding.

The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)

The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.

"Remember Sinbad in Shazaam? No. It never existed. It's the Mandela Effect"

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Blackout Effect

The blackout effect occurs when a person gets verbally destroyed and the brain has no retort. Due to this, the brain goes into "blackout" mode where the brain shuts down temporarily and the person becomes unresponsive for several seconds.

Noticeable symptoms of "blackout" consists of: nausea, quivering of lips, confusion, awkward eye shifting, and mind blown.

Dick Masterson: Women line up to date guys like me.

Fat lady: I don't see any women lined at all! I don't see any women lined up to you and I would definitely by at the end of that line.

Dick Masterson: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front.
...
...*Blackout Effect*
...
Dick Masterson: What was that?

Fat lady: ..I didn't hear you because I'm sure it was something stupid and I'm glad I didn't hear you.

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Valenbirth Effect

The extreme sexual behavior received on a person’s birthday because their birthday happens to be on Valentine’s Day

Person 1: You think Charlie gonna get to second base tonight?
Person 2: Dude, cuz of the Valenbirth Effect he’s going all the way to home plate

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