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A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
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The two luckiest people in the world. Had hundreds of children and started the entire Earth's population. Used various fetishes like alabama hot pocket and cleaveland steamer
Adj: Meaning "Having sex every night"
N: The two people who, in the catholic religion were the first humans.
Damn those two are Adam and Eve!
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two girls madly in love. don't mess with a kayleigh's eve or an eve's kayleigh.
kayleigh and eve are together
a russian """"music producer"""" with an unbearably shit sense of humor and an extremely low iq. his real name is eugene, and I don't think I have to describe why it fucking sucks just like all of his amazing lego stop motion animations on YouTube
"man I wish this degenerate of a human waste called ev productions would fucking fall off a cliff!"
"I heard ev productions likes israel"
An extreme lord of the rings fan. Stereotypically, will wear a lot of jewellery and have a great taste in british comedies. Has average feet and pretty face.
Omg, that person is such an eve waglander. Have u heard how much lord of the ringd theyve watched
You are freedom-loving, sensual and enthusiastic. You believe strongly in falling in love - in fact, you may do it quite often. You can see a situation from many different sides. You are a seer, you have great intuition. You are a workaholic! A high-energy workhorse, you don't need much sleep and are very healthy. You also really like to be a homebody, however, and need a steady financial base in order to feel secure. You are your own person, natural leader, ambitious and freethinking. You feel things strongly and your rich, intense inner life emanates outward. You also have an excellent work ethic and can do your job with high amounts of energy. You are a compassionate person who feels things deeply. It makes sense, then, that you are also artsy and creative, with a great eye for everything from fashion to composition. You lucky number is 6, your lucky colour is blue and your ruling planet is Venus.
Look at Eve-Marie, she's a boss!
the day before christmas day, often called christmas eve but is infact a celebration of the birthday of the oldest member of one direction
i love christmas eve
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan! that would explain why you're so fruity!