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complete term "owned in the facial expressions"- basically a cool way of saying "i kicked your ass"
owned in the facial expressions
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A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.
(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)
This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".
Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"
Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"
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when an awesome black guy is having sex he nicknames is slong the chocolate express
chuga chuga chuga chuga WOOO WOOOO the chocolate express is arriving at your train hole
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When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.
I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.
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To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.
Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.
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A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.
Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.
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When one slits open the scrotum of another and uses it like a vagina
I gave jimmy a penguin express cuz I'm a sick fuck...
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