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(see also flat)
Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.
flat's best friend and synonym is warm.
Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.
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Popularized in the late 1970's in Philadelphia, a flat bird is male genitalia that is very thin and gangly.
While crossing streams John John looked at Greg's member and stated " Wow Greg, you have a flat bird"
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AKA Flat Earther, they belong to the Flat Brain Society. They think the Earth is flat and that some evil dudes made it a globe. You cannot argue with them, they have bogus logic and get very angry when you prove they are wrong.
I was banned from a flat brainer discord after proving their argument wrong! lmfao
It went like this:
Him: "That lens represents atmospheric refraction"
Me: "Actually, the atmopshere acts more like a wedge lens, not a fresnel lens"
(I don't actually know the correct lens, I was just setting up a trap.)
Him: "How can you prove that it acts as a wedge lens?"
Me: "How can you prove that it acts as a fresnel lens?"
Him: "You are just doing hand-wave dismissals, you are yet to answer my question!"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
*gets banned*
That guy is a flat brainer, he thinks the earth is flat. No power in this world can make him think otherwise.
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom
1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
(Too many examples?)
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Potatoes that are cut flat and then fried. Not to be mistaken for fried potato.
Charlie: Hey Ramzy my mum just cooked me flat chips
Ramzy: Fried Potato?
Charlie: Nah bro GGNORE
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Also known as Jeong Yoon oh or Jung Jaehyun. Someone needs to give him cake cause everyone knows that he doesn't have one. Jaehyun is the king of all Flat Asses.
Heres how you would use it
Random person : Whats a Flat Ass?
Czennie : A flat ass is someone without cake also known as Jung Jaehyun.
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A knee-legnth penis, hanging low to the right, with short pubic hair.
Man, I can't believe that guy has a flat jackson!
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