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1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible
2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"
"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"
"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
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The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure
Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.
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the act of having doggy-style sex with someone whilst their head is submerged in an ice-fishing hole
I gave this a girl a frozen fish stick in her daddy's ice fishing house.
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One who fucks a frozen chicken
CNN News reporter: "Yeah pulled this bitch last night. Got her ass home. Sobered tha fuk up tho. She was rank and i couldna get wood. Pulled a frozen chicken outta tha deep freeze. The ho fingered her slime hole throughout. Even ma dog licked tha bitch out. Man ima frozen chicken fucker"
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a throw up between the words "cool beans" and "beansicles". Meaning its so cool, its frozen
"Hey, it's my birthday tomorrow!"
"Oh, cool frozen beans."
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When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.
That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.
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When a person or group of people cum in a zip lock bag and freeze it for later consumption.
Honey, I'm gonna be late tonight but there is a frozen rice bag for you in the freezer.
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