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FPD

Fat pussy disorder

A truly harrowing disorder that renders a someone with an unbelievably FAT PUSSY. Just absolutely OBSESE

Guys, I was just diagnosed with FPD. Pray for me. :,,(

by Venussnipples March 28, 2020


FPD

Fake Plastic Dick; Strap-on ; lesbian penis; dildo

I thought I was straight but after taking that dyke’s FPD I’m not so sure anymore.

by Pinkballoon November 3, 2019


FPD

Fucks per day.

Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.

Boss: 'You really need to work on improving your performance.'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Boss: 'FPD?'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'

by LSU ADT Geek June 29, 2011

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


FPD

Frozen penis disorder. Occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones penis get extremely cold and changes colors. Victims of this disorder experience extreme pain when defrosting their manhood in the shower.

I was running outside in the snow yesterday and got FPD! My dick turned white!

by P33ner February 23, 2008

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


fpd

Scientific notation for "Faps per day"

This new fetish of mine has increased my fpd to 5!

by r3dfusi0n October 31, 2010

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


FPD

Fatty Pimpin Daddy

I am fpd

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


FPD

β€œFranklin Panty Dropper”

Frat boy that goes to Chapel Hill that is an absolute hammer and makes all girls wet.

Wow this guy is making me so wet; he’s an FPD.

by IAMFPD June 20, 2021