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When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth
"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."
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A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.
"You two are literally the gift that keeps on giving, like I can never get bored of you."
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A piece of shit that is completely worthless and noboby actually wants. Before distribution, they stamp their logo all over it so nobody can mistake it for actual garbage.
Man this buff is a sweet Vail Resorts Gift.
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This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift
Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!
Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!
Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?
Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)
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when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.
Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.
The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.
I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket
Something that isn’t in 1000$ denominations, and isn’t for free, but scam websites like to say that you get these.
*browsing urban dictionary* *strange page loads* FREE AMAZON GIFT CARDS!!! 1000$!!!
me: nope.
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