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The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom.
Quandavious Gooch; Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom
When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.
This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever
1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.
a person who licks guys gooches (The spot between the balls and the ass)
Eddy Amato licks gooches ( he's a fag)
Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.
Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.