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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023


What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021


It won't happen here

In February, 2020, Trump's casual boast about the future of coronavirus in America.

Five months later, there were four million confirmed Covid-19 cases, a number estimated to be one-tenth the true figure. 144,000 Americans had died. Trump continues to insist he was 'right'.

"We have it under control. It won't happen here."

by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2020


And thats how that happens

1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.

2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.

" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little

by Grandma's sugar lumps February 11, 2019


Love story that never happened

A situation where an individual has big crush on someone, but they realize that they can never actually date them for numerous reasons. Some people get over it, but others never actually recover from it because of how much they cared about that person. Some reasons are the person being out of their league, the other individual already being in a romantic relationship, the individual is aromantic, that individual is not romantically attracted to them, etc.

Chester: Hey, Lexy. How are you doing? We have not heard from you in months.

Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.

Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.

Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.

Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.

by Vanguard 1998 July 2, 2021


what happened to him

Its just a person who hides name over asking something

It is only used with boys to keep something private ,when ever they got asked bout it they wont say anything

What happened to Himnothing he is cool l guess

by What Happened To Josh February 12, 2023


That never happened

A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.

The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.

by Kempt September 17, 2020