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When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked
My leftovers experiences the hot pocket effect
When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.
When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.
Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.
When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.
I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.
When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.
Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.