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Paradise in quarantine.
Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.
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The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.
Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.
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Porn.
"internet"After staying up all night having way to much coffee and hanging with your peeps the best way to laugh scream and lose sleep for the rest of your life.
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Woow. You couldn't be dumber if you're literally looking up the definition of the internet.
Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.
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Internet. Where do i start? Internet is this thing you're using right now. and you use it to watch freakin' memes and shit.
also watching some other things.
Person: wow i cant believe theres internet! ill use it for the first time
*Person sees porn*
Person: NEVERMIND BYE
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The Internet is a great huge world of pornography, cats, trolls and of course, child abuse.
I didnt go on the internet today because I wasn't bored and I love my life
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What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.
(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.
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