giant ipod

A laptop, especially when said laptop is used primarily for listening to music

We got tired of the radio stations on our roadtrip, so we used our giant ipods to play some better music

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ipod nod

when two people wearing apple's distinctive white headphones that represent the infamous ipod walk past each other and give each other a nod of recognition.

i saw someone coming towards me wearing the ipod headphones and we exchanged an ipod nod

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iPod Touch

An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots

...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”

ipod nano

The new iPod nano. Now rocking a video camera, a polished anodized aluminum finish, and a larger screen. Also making its debut: FM radio with Live Pause.

= one sexy bitch.

I'm recording a new movie while listening to Lady GaGa!

EXCELLENT.!

I love my ipod nano.

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iPod Condom

The act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to masturbate. It helps prevents herpies and other STDs.

"Did you here what David did?!?"

"No what?"
"He he forgot an iPod Condom and electricuted the Shit out of himself."
"You mean he forgot protection"
"Yeah"

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iPod Torture

endlessly flipping through the shuffle feature on your iPod at home, or in the car, driving the people around you insane with three second clips of songs.

"Click...Click.........Click..Click"
"Dude, would you just pick a song? You're driving me nuts."

"Ugh...I can't find anything to listen to!"
"Well hurry up. Enough with the iPod Torture."

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iPod-Phobic

1. A person(s) who has a fear that after buying, or updating an iPod, damn Apple will launch a smaller, cooler version

1. John (a totally made up person): I heard Alex (another fake person) still has the old time-y CD player
Joan (a fake person): He's so iPod-Phobic

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