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The process of having anal sex.
Hitler loved bunghold surfing with Eva Braun.
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EXTREMELY FUN!!!!! One of the most fun things in the world. Not as dangerous as people say/think it is.
I had the time of my life crwod surfing at the Kane Hodder concert! It was the coolest and most fun thing I'd ever done.
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The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.
Shoulder Surfing........ 'Nuff said
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Past tense verb for Bus Surfing. The act of standing in the isle way of a bus while it's moving and use your balance to keep from knocking into things like other passengers. Basically what you've been wanting to do ever since your mom made you ride the bus in elementary school.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)
Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.
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The act of a spammer on a forum going to a long-dead (and usually extremely stupid) thread, and then spamming it a lot so it becomes on the front page.
Noobs are our Friends!
Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM
Spammer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Spammer: Woot Im Spam Surfing!
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When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt
Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…
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