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A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.
Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"
A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.
Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.
When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)
Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!
A timeframe of 2 hours that a person takes to at a doner kabab
*Andrew buys kebab at 2am*
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho
Arab/South Asian equivalent of being blacked
I heard that Zoe went to Dubai and got kebabed by some sheik for a new handbag
To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp
My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
When you are about to loose something and you are pinned in a position (instead of I’m dead meat)
Far out last night I got Kebabed