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happy hopping lamb is the worst group chat in existence. it mainly consists of badly chosen reels and the odd question if harry has played a certain video game. should probably not exist.
i fucking hate that group chat happy hopping lamb, everyone on it is so annoying
to o something not knowing something bad is going to happen
hey bub your going to wrestle like a lamb to slaughter
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a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).
dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse
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An annual Blackpool tradition occurring on the third Saturday of every July, wherein the locals construct a ceremonial pile of lamb shanks, leaving them out to dry in the summer heat.
"Oh yeah, me and my mates got trashed a few years ago and got arrested for disturbing the Lamb Shank Day pile."
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Annual event that takes place on April 21st. Involves the eating of a lamb shank.
"Cliff and Dave were defeated by Ewut in the lamb shank day lamb shank eating challenge"
"Cliff can't piss on lamb shank day, it's the rule"
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Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.
Often abbreviated to "mutton".
"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."
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To accurately recreate the insane, human flesh wearing dance by Buffalo Bill from the movie "Silence of the Lambs" by putting on lipstick, rubbing your nipple ring, and sticking your penis in betwixt your legs while wearing a robe.
Oh baby, when you do that silence of the lambs dance it gets me so hot. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
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